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Joke of the Day
"Who did the ghost invite to his party? Anyone he could dig up."
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"Ladies, if you're over 50, you may wanna rethink the cowboy hat. It's terrifying."
"A man takes his dog to the vet... The veterinarian asks what the dogs name is. The man replies ""This is my boy, Rodger."" The veterinarian then replies ""Oh, so the mothers a bitch?"""
"""Because Fuck you, that's why!"" is a perfectly legitimate response to any question."
"Y'know the trouble with nude dancing is that not everything stops when the music does."
"I'm a Polish student in the UK Today the cashier in ASDA asked me if I needed help packing my bags. The Brexit is worse than I thought..."
"Whats the last letter in the alphabet? somebody help plz I need help on kindergarten project"
"Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage."
"What's the difference between a walrus and a lesbian? One smells like fish and has a mustache, and the other is a walrus."
"What's the opposite of assault? a pepper."