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Joke of the Day

"Some Muslim extremists just rammed a boat into the Thames Barrier. Experts believe it's the start of Ramadam."

"McDonald's serves up 1 billion ""abortions on toast"" They've sold 1 billion of [these](http://i.imgur.com/d9CDgON.jpg)...the egg-mcmuffin"

"Show him you care by setting his house on fire so he will have to move in with you and never be lonely again."

"I can't wait for my grandma to ask me repeatedly why I don't have a boyfriend ""because I'm such a pretty girl"". I'm a psycho, grandma."

"Why did the Japanese man take a stick of butter and some oil to his garden? He wanted to see a butterfry"

"What do you call someone who blows himself up by accident? An Errorist!"

"I dated a lizard once but he had a-reptile dysfunction so it didn't work out."

"What do you call an insignificant underage coal digger? A minor minor miner"

"You, me, a bottle of wine, soft music, a picnic basket, a strange growl, a bear, a tree, coyotes, a rescue chopper, a hospital, dessert."

"There's recently been an influx of anti-gay jokes recently and I just wanted to say something: jokes using gay people as the punchline are NOT funny Come on guys"