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Joke of the Day
"My five year plan? I don't even have a five minute plan."
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"I wanted to share this great joke I heard about a farmer fixing his fence... ...but it's a re-post."
"I joined a 12-step program for people addicted to 12 step programs, Anonymous Anonymous. The 1st step is admitting you don't have a problem."
"What did the football fan say to the paedophile footballer? Come on my son."
"i started carrying a knife on me after an attempted mugging three years ago. since then, my mugging attempts have been much more successful."
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"I'm so hungry that I can eat a Centaur"
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