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Joke of the Day

"I joined a 12-step program for people addicted to 12 step programs, Anonymous Anonymous. The 1st step is admitting you don't have a problem."

"What do you call an entrance to a brothel? Hodor."

"I want to order rabbit at a fancy restaurant and then complain there is a hare in my food."

"Why is there a bucket of shit at an Italian wedding? To keep the flies off of the bride."

"Whenever I use idioms in the wrong context... ...people look at me as if I'm as thick as thieves!"

"What's the worst thing about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back seat of the oven."

"I'm white but I'm not ""exterminate or enslave millions of indigenous peoples then rewrite history into a bullshit heroic narrative"" white"

"If you're a woman and you lost your virginity, Chuck Norris probably has it."

"If we help Kurdistan attack ISIS... they could become WASWAS"

"What kind of meat do priests eat on Friday? Nun"