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Joke of the Day
"A photon walks through a bar"
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"What do you say to Simba if he's walking too slow? Mufasa."
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"I present to you the world's shortest poem, entitled ""Fleas"". Adam had'em."
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"What do you call something that protects your fucking cock during sex? A condom"
"[Native Americans see ship approach] Let's use fake names lol ""Ha! I'll be Running Bear,u be Crazy Horse"" lmao do u think they'll believe us"
"Do you remember those old romantic movies where the guy would lay his coat down in a puddle for the woman? WALK AROUND THE FUCKING PUDDLE."
"What's the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again."