200721
Joke of the Day
"What do you call something that protects your fucking cock during sex? A condom"
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"Marvel have announced Thor is set to become a woman. New super powers include being judgmental, temperamental and unreasonable."
"What's the difference between a pig and a dwarf janitor? One is messy, and the other is a little cleaner."
"Me (to 7): Son, we... Wife (in earpiece): have to talk M: Have to talk W: about girls M: About grills W: NO M: NO W: IDIOT M: IDIOT"
"So a horse comes into a bar.. Wait... or was it a man. OK. so this horse comes into a man."
"I noticed you just hit the snooze alarm. MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOWWWWW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW"
"I work at a bar, don't like it but it pays good. I just kneaded the Dough. EDIT: Not bar, bakery. Sand autocorrect. Never use Reddit on a phone."
"Why can't trigonometry teachers give good speeches? They go off onto different tangents."
"The people I worked with in IT were so nice The even took the time to show me ""4"" in binary every single day"
"I'd tell you a joke about my penis. . . But it's too short & not many people get it."