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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again."

"""Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes... ....That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes."" ~ Jack Handey"

"What's green and fuzzy, has six legs, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A pool table."

"My girlfriend asked me to get her a cold drink. Apparently cough syrup wasn't what she was after."

"Groot asks a man for help, the man says... ""Hodor""."

"Why was the guitar teacher arrested? For fingering A minor."

"Why do Australians suck at chess? Because they keep saying ""checkmate"" when the game's not over."

"Before gravity was invented you had to tie down your cows or your cows would just float away"

"What do you get when a vampire bites a goblin? A Hemogoblin"

"What's the difference between a drug dealer and a homosexual? One's crack is in a junkie and the other's junk is in a crack."