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Joke of the Day

"A Spaniard, a Dutchman and an Englishman walk into a bar The Icelander couldn't make it because he's still at the Euros."

"What did the muslim man say when he arrived at his resort in Hawaii? Aloha Snackbar!"

"What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? The NBA."

"I'd tell you the joke about the philosopher but I think only a Nietzsche audience would understand it."

"In extremely rare cases women have been known to sleep with me."

"My voicemail message is just instructions on how to send a text message with brief pauses filled with heavy sighing."

"The teacher took away the kids rubber-band gun.. Because it was a weapon of math disruption."

"How do you think the unthinkable? Hit an itheberg."

"What do you get when you cross dessert with a monkey? A Meringueutan"

"Did you know that no Pokemon is born racist, they have to be taught that [whispers to Pikachu] grass types are lazy"