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Joke of the Day

"What did the muslim man say when he arrived at his resort in Hawaii? Aloha Snackbar!"

"What did Bose say to Einstein about the weather? It's 0K"

"[NSFW] What is the difference between your dick and a bonus? Your wife will always blow your bonus! xD"

"Your Mom is so fat... That when she sat on a Iphone it turned into a Ipad."

"Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms."

"Q: Have you seen the tree's new car? A: It's a two cedar."

"Got caught talking to myself today. So I pretended I was a tree until they walked away."

"[Serious] Can we stop making bomb jokes? Edit: Wow, this really blew up! Edit 2: Feeling bombastic! Thanks for the gold!"

"White people dance like they have an invisible hula hoop around their waist."

"You can find weed in almost every book go to page 420"