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Joke of the Day
"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his ass"
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"Why is cowgirl my girlfriend's favorite position? Because she says I'm only good at fucking up."
"How's college supposed to prepare you for the real world? All it does is make you tired and stressed out and anxious and nevermind I get it."
"Many Americans don't know the opposites of the following words: * Always * Coming * From * Take * Me * Down"
"Q: How do you drown a blonde? A: When he asks for a lifesaver ask him what flavor he wants."
"My girlfriend is so crazy she even traced down the girl who once kissed me in kindergarten."
"why are Americans like women? Because they always turn up late and take all the credit for winning the war"
"'Bout to get white girl wasted (drink 3 dirty martini's, squeal about loving everyone, eat chicken fingers & vomit)."
"If a penis/vagina was asked to judge your appearance it would probably say.... Urinate"
"My dad caught me sniffing at my sister's underwear ...while she was still wearing it. Everyone in the funeral couldn't believe what they were seeing"