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"Did you know... Jesus invented cross-training"
"I forgot to turn my SWAG off before I went to bed. I woke up poor and working at McDonald's."
"Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape money? It's dangerous to let him put the bite on you!"
"Whats blue and bangs old ladies? Me in my lucky blue coat."
"How much free space does Europe have ? 1 GB."
"What Einstein say when someone tried to take his beer? Nein! Mein Stein!....sorry"
"What did Donald Trump say to Obama at the White House? You're fired!"
"2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13, 17,19 etc were the years when I was in my prime."
"What do you call a planned organised rebellion gone wrong? A ""coup d'isaster""."