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Joke of the Day

"I before e except after c Weird science"

"Erotic is using a feather Kinky is using the whole chicken!"

"I want you to fu.. this rusty pipe . FTW ??"

"I'm thinking of giving away my broken marionette. No strings attached"

"NASA is planning another rover for Mars in 2020 They should call it Hindsight"

"Realized it was time to seek help for my Twitter addiction after I opened a carton of eggs and said ""Oh look, 12 new followers!"""

"I asked an extremely fit girl if I could see her snatch... So she loaded up the bar and asked, ""How many?"""

"Me: ""Can I put this sweatshirt in the dryer?"" Wife: ""Well, what does it say on it?"" Me: ""Buffalo Sabres."" Wife: ""You're an idiot"""

"The thing about.... What's the hardest thing about being a being a pedophile nowadays? Too many damn sexy 9 year olds."

"Did you hear about the prank these guys pulled on Hitler? When Hitler found out, he was fuhrer-ious."