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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a fast clothes maker? Taylor Swift! Made up by my nine year old :)"

"He used to be Hand Solo Then he gave Leia the D."

"In most conversations, my face is basically a red battery logo with 10% written next to it."

"I'm tired of talking to the monkey!! I wanna talk to the Organ Grinder!!"

"I don't eat animals because I object to how poorly they are treated and raised. Which is why I eat well-loved children."

"Press Release: ""Big thank you to Adrian Peterson and Ray Rice"" Sincerely, Tony Stewart's PR Team"

"I just saw a guy with the Monster energy logo tattooed on his neck, so if your village is missing their idiot, we have him."

"[1665] ME:Make it enormous ""But if I paint a red cross on ur door, ppl will think you've got the plague & never visit"" ME:Make it enormous"

"I stopped leaning against walls because I couldn't trust the establishment..."

"What's Pao's favorite Chinese dish? Infant children."