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Joke of the Day
"It's hard to trust humans; even the blind prefer to be guided by dogs."
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"What's a Californians favorite type of comedy? Dry humor"
"I lost 130 pounds in a year. She left me."
"What does a barber yell when he plays hide-and-go-seek? Ready or not, hair I comb!"
"So if pro's are the opposite of con's... Then what is the opposite of progress?"
"Sometimes its better to eliminate the problem rather than trying to solve it."
"How are all these African-American's able to take off time from work to riot in Baltimore? Wait... nevermind"
"I met up with two friends of mine. One of them asked me what did I do yesterday, and I said I watched Rashomon. But the second friend had a different story."
"What do Monica Lewinsky and Bill Clinton have in common? They blew a seal."
"I say ""post-9/11"" for literally anything that happened in the last 14 years. Madagascar 2 is so post-9/11. Dr Pepper Ten is a post-9/11 soda"