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Joke of the Day
"There are two ways of arguing with a woman And neither one works."
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"I just left my job... Me: I couldn't work for that man after what he said to me. Friend: What did he say? Me: ""You're fired""."
"Why did the aardvark cross the road? To beat up the idiot telling jokes about him. (Not an original joke)"
"Who was the fattest Pharaoh of ancient Egypt? Hippo-Ptolemy"
"Why your mother had you Your mother did not get an abortion when she found out she was pregnant with you because she wanted you, but because the abortion cost more then keeping you alive."
"I just got these awesome red shoes but there is an issue with them. They have no soles"
"I wanted to make a Zelda joke.. But I didn't wanna tri and force it. :D"
"Sorry I didn't text you back, my hands are sore from karate chopping loaves of bread in half and feeding them to starving children all day."
"Honda made a car called the CRX before. Now they make one called the CRZ. They skipped the one in the middle because the prototype was so bad, it made them CRY."
"Racecar spelt backwards is still racecar But racecar sideways is how Paul Walker died"