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Joke of the Day

"I almost banged my wife in the ass last night.. Coworker: Well, what happened? Me: She woke up!"

"A man climbed over a fence into a field to pick some flowers. He noticed a bull nearby. Say farmer. Is that bull safe? Well he's a lot safer than you are right now!"

"How to keep idiot waiting? I'll tell tomorrow."

"What's blue and sings alone? - Dan Ackroyd."

"What does Donald Trump and a 12 year old have in common? They know a lot about hacking."

"President George W. Bush was once informed that 4 Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq. He responded, ""How many is a brazilian?"""

"Why couldn't the pornstar join the navy? There was too much seamen."

"""911"" you gotta help, my wife is in labour in the backseat ""how far apart are the contractions?"" about 2 miles but I'm driving pretty fast"

"Truthful Tuesday: The last time I had sex, I was so excited afterward I fired my musket skyward, alerting the Confederates to our presence."

"Never been to the blindfold shooting range? You don't know what you're missing."