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"The worst thing about parallel parking is witnesses.."
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"Everyone complains about immigration until they're searching the city for a decent taco."
"How did the baker put his opponent in checkmate? with an en croissant"
"As an ornothologist and a pimp I structure payment based on the old saying: A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush."
"Underwear... Because every present needs to be wrapped."
"People who live in glass houses must have to clean up a lot of dead birds."
"What do you call a horse that's been all around the world? A globe-trotter!"
"[puts cone of shame on dog] ME: (to dog) sory buddy DOG: (to all other dogs in neighborhod) BOW DOWN TO LORD FLOFFYTON HEARER OF ALL BARKS"
"Why do accountants make good lovers? They're great with figures."
"Why is C afraid of every other letter in the alphabet? Because they are not Cs."