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Joke of the Day
"Fun fact, clown fish are edible. But be forewarned, they taste funny."
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"I'm not religious, but avocados are proof of a benevolent creator."
"Don't get me started. I don't come with brakes."
"Q: How do you know when a liberal is really dead? A: His heart stops bleeding."
"A friend of mine once said all bars and clubs are haunted... It must be because of all the spirits"
"I fucking hate double standards... If a girl sleeps with a load of different men, she's a slut. But when a guy does it he's a homosexual?"
"The Santa Clause (1994) A man gains a ton of weight after murdering a stranger on his roof"
"What kind of superhero would Caitlyn Jenner be? An Ex-Man."
"That's not what he meant!"
"Everyone has that psycho ex we pray we'll never run into again. If you don't you're probably it."