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Joke of the Day
"I work as a waiter. The pay isn't great but I put food on the table."
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"First Kiss BF finally Kissed Her GF GF: Wow i can't believe that a Kiss is so nice.. BF: Ofcourse I told you.. Is it Your First Kiss? (smiling) GF: Yes! since my EX Boyfriends wants sex right away"
"Favorite Doubles: 1. Scotch 2. Cheeseburgers 3. Bourbon 4. Entendres 5. Dipping"
"What does a Drake fan with AIDS get tattooed on his back? If you're reading this it's too late."
"Female Viagra. Niagara."
"I have a joke about Ebola You probably won't get it"
"I got a handjob from a blind girl and she told me I had the biggest dick she'd ever felt. She was pulling my leg."
"I wish falling in love had traffic lights, so that I would know if I should: Go for it, slow down, or just stop."
"I used to be addicted to soap... It's okay I'm clean now."
"Him: My brother wants us all to go camping together next summer. Me: Can't go, I'm allergic. Him: To what? Me: Everything you just said."