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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Candy ! Candy who ? Candy cow jump over the moon !"
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"A double entendre walks into a bar..."
"Note: September 2, 2010 will be 90210. Plan jokes accordingly."
"How do you keep your wife screaming after an orgasm? Wipe your dick on the curtains."
"At a funeral Visitor: what's the wifi password here? Priest: Respect the Dead. Visitor: all small letters...?"
"I recently switched over to cinnamon flavored toothpaste so when I do brush my teeth, I can't tell how much my gums are bleeding."
"Dang you got a good deal on your tattoo and the squirrel's so realistic. What? A portrait of your Mom? Dude I wish my Mom was a squirrel."
"Maybe I'm the good kind of fat like an avocado."
"I never did too good in class tests; because I'd have to show on the board how I got my answers & that would've meant drawing me cheating..."
"firemen keep harvesting my cat tree"