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Joke of the Day

"Blind People: at your next barbecue hold an ear of corn up and yell ""WHO WROTE THIS SHIT?"" (non-blind people: please read this to blinds)"

"did you hear about the freak birth at chernobil? a baby was born with more eyes than teeth"

"Many people think a pirates favourite letter is R. It's actually the C"

"Scott Eastwood says Ashton Kutcher slept with his girlfriend when they dated. I didn't know the Scott Eastwood and Ashton Kutcher had dated?"

"Why do cows lie down in the rain? To keep each udder dry."

"I fell in the mud. And took a shower right after!"

"Any woman who chooses to have sex with me, gets the short end of *that* transaction."

"If you're a comedian named Luke and your 1st album isn't named Luke Who's Talking, I don't even know why you got into this game at all."

"What is Ke$ha's computer password? Pa$$word"

"A moderator walks into a bar.., [removed]"