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Joke of the Day
"I'm trying to write a joke about unemployed people... But it needs more work"
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"What do you call somebody after you give them a noogie? A knucklehead."
"I was rescued after being exposed to the elements... I couldn't feel my fingers or toes, so I got the doctor to tell it to me straight. His reply: ""Once they go black, they never grow back."""
"Q: How Do You Tell 2 Scottsmen Apart? A: You lift their kilts, and whichever one has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!!"
"What's the wrong way to feed the cat? to the dog."
"Why was Stalin literally worse than Hitler? Because Hitler at least wrote his own books"
"Why don't Leave voters go to the cinema? Because they're unable to see the big picture."
"I read the following headline in the paper today: ""Woman Beats Off Attacker"""
"Hard to take women with false eyelashes seriously. It's like watching two tarantulas scream for attention."
"Remember before you give the finger from the safety of your car, not everyone has a schedule to keep"