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Joke of the Day
"My wife said i was being immature, so i told her to get the fuck out of my fort."
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"Teacher: What's big and yellow and comes in the morning to brighten a mothers day? Pupil: The school bus!"
"Me I'm a joke."
"Why do people with Ocd never have diarrhea. They got their shit in order."