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Joke of the Day

"The drag queens hairdo He calls it ""the Whitney"" It's black and dyed in the bath."

"Have a burning hatred for questions and people? YOU could be a medical receptionist!"

"For those of you who don't know me, we haven't met yet."

"I held a door for an elderly Japanese man. He said ""Sank you."" Why did he have to bring up Pearl Harbor like that?"

"I've heard they've started holding races for the cure where the participants are actually cancer patients... ...balderdash, if you ask me."

"A neutron walks into a bar He orders a drink and the bartender passes him one. The neutron goes to reach for his wallet, but the bartender stops him. ""For you, no charge"""

"What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard."

"If you want to know what a girl will look like in 30 years, stop talking to her and show up to her house in 30 years to check on her."

"Facebook is basically just you having a conversation with yourself hoping that someone else will join in."

"What does 90 year old Pu$$y taste like? Depends..."