200522

Joke of the Day

"I don't believe in reincarnation but damn my dog looks like he's trying to crank over a motorcycle while he's sleeping."

"""My first wife didn't have a gag reflex"" Wow that's amazing ""Yeah she never laughed at any of my jokes"""

"Clean and jerk is a weight lifting term? Oh... *Tosses tissues in the trash*"

"Parenting tip: If your toddler is being quiet then they are probably doin somethin like tryin to flush the cat down the toilet."

"I was going to make a joke... But I fainted"

"Movies you wish Tom Cruise would star in: Remission Impossible"

"A mother moth was telling her baby moth off saying ""If you don't eat all your cotton you won't get any satin."""

"What did one tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches."

"Bet you can't guess my favorite hue Hue Jackman"

"I don't know why people call Donald Trump inexperienced He used to remove black families from their homes all the time."