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Joke of the Day

"A Jewish dilemma? Free ham"

"Q: Where does a General keep his armies? A: In his sleevies."

"I never got why people liked sitting home without pants so much until I was without a job for a week. Now I don't get why people have jobs."

"what is a painfully loud color? YELLOW!!"

"In Chinese culture the great wall represents true longevity. It's the only thing from China that lasts more than a few weeks."

"Potato Chip are like car company they are very good at making air bags."

"Kim Jong Un Wins World Series Our dear leader has thrown a 27-pitch perfect game to win the World Series. He is such a beautiful pitcher, he makes every batter pop up as soon as they see him."

"On one hand, eating meat is bad for your body, bad for animals and bad for the earth. On the other hand, bacon."

"Why did god invent the yeast infection? So women would know what it's like living with an irritating cunt."

"Isn't it nice that soon Justin Bieber will go through puberty, Twilight will end, & Mr.Potter's gone? Everything's going to be normal again"