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Joke of the Day

"Why isn't Sonic the Hedgehog Muslim? Because once Ramadan is over, he can't stop fasting!"

"What did the car baby say to his car dad? Hey dad, let's tell a joke for car ma!"

"What's the difference between a pizza, and this joke? One has cheese on it, the other's just plain cheesy."

"Church basketball What do you call a group of nuns who's into basketball? Slam NUNk Who's their MVP? Stephen Mary"

"I don't see why we're worried about running out of resources. I mean, how many people can there be in the world? Like a million?"

"My daughter asked me if opposite day is real. I said yes. Because, you know. Opposite."

"Why did the sheep move house? The neighbours were baaastsrds."

"What's the difference between a stoat and a weasel? One is weasily recognised and the other is stoatally different"

"For the past 2 nights my stomach sounds like cat purring when I lay down. I'm terrified to Web MD this. I'm too young to have kittens."

"What's the difference between pedophile and acne? Acne waits till puberty to come all over the kids face"