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Joke of the Day

"I don't see why we're worried about running out of resources. I mean, how many people can there be in the world? Like a million?"

"4/20 = National Weed Day 4/21 = National Drug Testing Day 4/22 = National Unemployment Day"

"PJ time - Slogan behind an auto rickshaw I couldn't afford Volkswagen. Thus, Auto"

"Yo mamma is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping from the basement window."

"How did he get from Afghanistan to Iraq? Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible."

"I fake the art of fainting so well my favorite restaurant now refers to me as ""Low Blood Sugar Girl"" while rushing my limp body to a table."

"A model citizen is just like a regular citizen that doesn't eat."

"What's the difference between your dick and your jokes? Nobody laughs at your jokes."

"George R.R. Martin finished Winds of Winter!"

"What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon? tennish"