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Joke of the Day
"What's worse that biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion."
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"Why was the hipster drinking milk? He liked Ice Cream before it was cool"
"What did Helen Keller say after being handed a cheese grater? That's the worst book I ever read."
"What is a cannibal's favourite treat? A kid kat. (My 9 year old son made this up.)"
"It's a shock to me that people actually pay their student loans. That's a bill I gave to Jesus"
"If you ever get a job at a bank, take care not to slice your hand open while handling notes and coins. If that happens, you'll be sure to get a pay cut."
"A car dealership twice the size... ...can offer a whole lot more."
"How do you blind a woman? You put a windshield in front of her."
"Breaking news: A man has drowned in a bowl of Cheerios. Ironically his family didn't get a chance to say goodbye."
"Russian Roulette 5/6 doctors say that its safe to play."