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Joke of the Day
"How do you blind a woman? You put a windshield in front of her."
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"What did the Baskin-Robbins manager say to the employee that wanted to date a co-worker? Don't poop where you scoop."
"i hate when the news guys say ""our nation's capital"". stop jerking us around and tell us what city it is"
"I crashed my family's car I've always wanted to see how a Mercedes-Benz."
"Spider van Spider van How do spiders drive a van? 10 on top 10 below Where would you like to go? Get in. Get in the Spider Van."
"new stereotype I just invented: everyone else but me is bad at navigating their cart at Costco"
"Two fish are in a tank, one says to the other... How do we drive this thing?"
"Everyone is normal until you find their Twitter."
"Knock knock... Who's there? Poo. Poo who? POOYOUMOTHAFUCKKKKKKAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!! /r/unexpectedthuglife"
"CAPTAIN AMERICA: *punches guy* Take that villain CAPTAIN BRITAIN: *punches guy* Take that guvnor CAPTAIN CANADA: *punches guy* I am so sorry"