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Joke of the Day

"My son asked me to explain women to him so I told him we'd go to lunch and talk about it, then spent the next 3 hours getting dressed."

"""Daddy, am I going to die someday?"" ""No, you're the only immortal being in the entire world. Goodnight, stupid."""

"Limericks : Think this needs tweaking... There was a young man from Constantinople Whose limericks didn't always rhyme They finished too short."

"What does a nosey pepper do? He's Jalapeno business"

"What do you call a Mexican after he gets electrocuted? Re-fried beans!"

"Why dont Asians go to the theaters? Because they always see widescreen!"

"Dark humor is a lot like fresh drinking water... Not everyone gets it."

"Charlie Sheen is HIV positive It seems he went from tiger blood to monkey blood."

"Never trust a screw... ... They might turn on you!"

"Did you know that 90% of all dog in South Korea are inbred? Most commonly it's whole wheat or rye"