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Joke of the Day

"How are women like KFC? After your done munching on the breasts and thighs, you have a nice greasy box to put your bone in"

"Do you want to know that people care whether you're alive? Try missing a couple of payments."

"Why couldn't the bicycle stand up? It was 2 tired..."

"""haha! silly rabbit! trix are for-"" *rabbit puts a gun to the kids head* who are they for billy. tell me again who they're for"

"Why do Mexicans like spicy food? It induces labor."

"How can you tell when someone does crossfit? Don't worry, they'll tell you."

"My kleptomania is getting worse I should definitely take something."

"So I was fucking this woman... And she said that she wanted 12 inches and she wanted it to hurt, so I stuck it in 3 times and hit her with a baseball bat."

"New drinking game: Draw a card, if it's black take a shot... I call it Ferguson."

"Computers manufacturer is considering changing the command ""Press Any Key"" to ""Press Return Key"" because of the flood of calls asking where the ""Any"" key is."