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Joke of the Day
"How does a racist joke start? A small loan of a million dollars."
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"Doctor Frankenstein If Doctor Frankenstein ever opens a cheese shop, he should name it 'Frankenstein's Muenster'"
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"Lunchtime at McDonald's A fat girl served me in McDonald's at lunchtime. She said 'sorry about the wait'. I said, 'Don't worry, you'll find a way to lose it eventually'."
"TIFU by mixing up my sub order at subway. Whoops, wrong sub."
"I decided to stand on my left foot when the clock reached twelve tonight So I could start the year off right"