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Joke of the Day
"A great excuse for being late is ""I don't know how to tell time"""
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"I went to the library to get a medical book on abdominal pain. Somebody had ripped the appendix out."
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"Sometimes waking up means the best part of your day is over!"
"What do you call an Asexual who tries to be hetero? an Ace in the Hole."
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"So Cher has been told she only has weeks to live... ...if only she could turn back time."