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Joke of the Day
"Share the most offensive and politically incorrect jokes you know."
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"Just spent 3 hours making a belt out of all my old watches... ...it was a complete waste of time."
"No one on Twitter ever quotes me properly. I'm so mis-tweeted."
"A girl went to Thailand for a week... And came back a changed man."
"Egg puns This eggcellent thread should have all the egg related yokes you can think of. Bring it on."
"I want to do for the unibrow what Hitler did for the little moustache."
"When I get to my deathbed.... I hope it's a tempurpedic."
"I have a joke thats more fucked up than it is funny. Why do guys slap girls butts? To make sure thier guts dont fall out. Sry"
"What do you call a person who teaches you how to fart? A tutor."
"What do you call a gay who actually fought in Vietnam and doesn't speak english? Russian"