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Joke of the Day

"I heard the best geography joke today... I would tell you but you had to be there."

"Back in my day we didn't have leaderboards or RTs. We just tweeted for fun. Uphill both ways. In the snow."

"Vagina jokes are not funny Period."

"OP started a pizza place. They don't deliver."

"I hate to admit it but my views on life in the arctic are very polarised."

"I've decided to name my penis Napoleon... ...because there's a big misconception that it's short, but it's actually average sized"

"I know a teen girl who can only think of numbers that follow the pattern 1+2x where x is a real whole number She can't even..."

"Billion dollar idea: Tea bags that are actually wine bags. Slogan: You already act like you're God, now turn water into wine like Jesus!"

"Why did the dry cleaners get shut down? The owner was arrested for money laundry-ing"

"whats a ghost's favorite fruit? booberries!"