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Joke of the Day
"I was going to tell a time travel joke... but you didn't like it."
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"What is the collective noun for children? A migraine."
"Why was Barbie never pregnant? Because Ken came in another box."
"What really makes Whinny the Pooh angry? When other people put two fingers in his honey."
"Turtle to turtle: ""Don't ya just love the sound of rain on your roof?"""
"Did you hear about the guy who was convicted for committing lewd acts on fruit at a grocery store? (Mildly NSFW) He got off on a peel."
"It's so cold out today in Wisconsin I just saw a snowman kill another snowman and crawl inside his body cavity"
"The one who laughs last is the slowest. The one who laughs first has the dirtiest mind."
"Las Vegas Floor Show What is the difference between a circus side show and a Las Vegas floor show? One has a cunning array of stunts the other has a stunning array of cunts."
"If you ever see on a road where a section of the dotted line is missing - There is no law there."