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Joke of the Day
"What is the collective noun for children? A migraine."
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"Why do vegetarian chefs type with their feet? Because they have great toe fu."
"[Batman at McDonald's] What's your chicken sandwich called? -A McChicken And the rib? -A McRib [pulls out his batwallet] I like your style."
"I'm not stalking you. I'm trying to help you find that sock that you dropped behind the door before you left for work Wednesday at 7:04."
"Lesbian relationships The other day a feminist asked me how I view lesbian relationships. Apparently ""in HD"" was the wrong answer."
"Why did Silly Sue throw her guitar away ? Because it had a hole in the middle."
"Are black men becoming an endangered species? No! Endangered species are protected by the law. -Chris Rock"
"A guy walks into a bar and takes a seat... The bartender yells, ""Hey, give that back!"""
"Nobody understands how hard it is for a smooth lover like me... It's tough to find a new lover whenever my girlfriend gets her first pubes."
"When you say, ""9 out of 10 forest fires are caused by humans,"" all I hear is, ""There's a bear out there who knows how to use matches."""