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Joke of the Day
"Turtle to turtle: ""Don't ya just love the sound of rain on your roof?"""
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"What is the common point between spinach, and Sodomey? Even with butter, children still do not like it."
"Father O'Flannagan and the Taxi Driver"
"Her: All the men have jackets on. Why didnt you wear the sports jacket I got you? Me: You bought me a ski jacket Her: Skiing is a sport!"
"Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?"
"A woman walks into a bar... The bartender asks what's she'd like to drink. The woman asks for a double entendre, so he gives it to her."
"Two white guys and a black guy go to the police station The two white guys return"
"How do you organize a space party? You planet, i'll leave now"
"Smoke alarms are really just toast alarms."
"What did one snail say to the other? Nothing. They were both decoys."