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Joke of the Day
"Why was Barbie never pregnant? Because Ken came in another box."
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"HILLARY CLINTON: Putin wants a puppet as the US president KERMIT THE FROG: YAAAYYYYYYYYY!!!"
"Have you ever smelled mothballs? How did you get their tiny legs apart?"
"I got my foot in the door, my head in the game, and my ass in gear. I'm one motivational tape away from a hospital admission."
"What kind of coffee does an executioner drink? Decap"
"My plumber finally quit on me... He couldn't take any more of my crap. Sorry that this isn't a CLEAN joke. Heh"
"Did you hear about the golfer that bedded the Queen? He got a hole in one."
"No matter how ugly, no matter how fat, you'd still sleep with her. Who is she? OP's mom"
"*Pulls gun* Alright give me the money, and don't try anything stupid."" *Tries to put a fork in a light socket* ""Hey! What did I just say""!?"
"You know what they say about fast typers?[OC] They can make a girl qwert Credit: sumkid (Maria) and I"