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Joke of the Day

"Very normal stages of anger: 1) kinda upset 2) crying 3) imagining yourself singing a revengeful song to them at a talent show"

"The bonus of simple origami is twofold."

"Since my girlfriend discovered out the eyeroll and tongue sticking emojis she doesn't have to type words anymore."

"You know what I find odd? Numbers that aren't divisible by 2."

"Wanna hear a joke about an unsharpened pencil? Nevermind, there's no point"

"What's the Al-Qaeda's favourite sports team? The New York Jets ( )"

"I found a TV on the sidewalk in front of a house. The owner had left a note. ""Television for sale, $1, volume stuck on full."" I thought to myself, ""I can't turn that down!"""

"As a Chinese comedian many people ask about my opinion on our government... I can't complain."

"Favorite question to ask a prospective boyfriend for my sister: Have you ever seen a dead body? *casually lifts shirt to expose .357*"

"How do you make a swiss roll? Push him down a hill."