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Joke of the Day

"Why did Jared stop eating subway? (NSFW) Because now he prefers cheese pizza"

"Did you hear about the dyslexic KKK member? He went around killing gingers."

"oh these 2 bleeding dots on my neck? uhhh no i'm not a vampire, some crazy dude stabbed me with 2 pens. hey can you toss me a bloodweiser ;)"

"Desperate Need of Good Jokes Basically I've had the shittiest day/month and I could really do with some cheering up. Hit me with your cheesiest and amazingly bad jokes :-)))"

"What do rednecks do for Halloween? Pump-kin"

"My excitement about your Indian food is largely dependent on your pronunciation of ""cumin""."

"Fun thing to say to your neighbors on the first meeting: I love the way your hair smells when you're sleeping."

"My daughter has recently become deathly afraid of our cat. So I'm going to have to get rid of her. At least I'll have my cat to comfort me."

"A sober Irishman arrives goes home after work... That's it."

"What's 5q + 5q?"