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Joke of the Day
"Things that don't kill bees: 1. Furniture polish 2. Febreeze 3. Butter 4. Screaming"
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"How to be a good person: 1. Listen to everything they say on Fox News. 2. Do the exact opposite."
"You know you're desperate for an answer when you look on the second page of Google."
"Ray Rice hitting his wife on the elevator... Was wrong on so many levels. And I'll show myself out."
"What's a Rastafarian's favorite Star Wars character? Jah Jah Binks"
"Two pharaohs farted at the same time. They had a toot in common."
"What keeps fish from flying of Niagara Falls? They don't have a pilots license."
"What did the doctor say to the man who couldn't pee? Urine trouble!"
"What do you call two fake number fours next to each other? Fauxty faux"
"In the beginning God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman. - Since then neither God nor Man has rested."