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Joke of the Day

"Ugly girls shouldn't be allowed to get pretty girl tattoos. Like instead of butterflies they should have to get pterodactyls."

"As a fairly new guy... ...i'd like to say the jokes here are terrible, I really expected more from this subreddit as my contacts have been orgasming all over this site"

"What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say? ""Beat it - we're closed."""

"A horse walks into a shrink's office. The shrink says ""Why the long penis? Er. Um. Face. Dammit!!"""

"Some people talk the talk, others walk the walk. And here I am, a mute in a wheelchair."

"Knock knock. Who's there? Fucked-up Joke Frog. ""Fucked-up Joke Frog"" who? To get to the other side."

"My approach to women is the same as my approach to code Object Oriented"

"""The last ''Sup?'"" - cool Bible"

"How do you turn on a female mathematician? You Euler up."

"4: Mommy, you're just like a Disney movie. We should play pretend. Me: Aww! Sure! 4:You can be the Beast. Me: ... 4: Or the fat sea witch!"