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Joke of the Day

"I don't care what women say, size matters in bed. The bigger the bed the more room you have to move around."

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"When the cleaning lady say's ""Have a good night"", I try to time it so we say it in unison. Then I say our ""You too"" response in harmony."
"*Opens fortune cookie* ~You just ate cat, you thought was beef."
"An epic story of love Man riding bicycle with gf Man gives gf helmet Man says I love you Man does 720 inverted wheelie Man dies Man in news Woman cries"
"Donald Trump should hire the Chinese to build the wall After all, they have experience."
"Why doesn't Captain Picard have an iPhone He already has an android, and it came with a data plan."
"When I was a kid, I had a lemonade stand. I'd give away the first glass for free and charge $20 for the second. The refill contained the antidote."
"How do you find a blonde girl in long grass.. Quite nice actually."
"Knock knock! Who's there? Hamlet. Hamlet, who? I can't decide."
"today a 6 yr old girl asked me if butterflies are flowers that escaped & i was like yo what is yr twitter handle"