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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Mexican who has just lost his car? Carlos"
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"All the girls I've ever kissed can agree on one thing. It's weird that I have a beak."
"I told my friend she should work at a tire shop... She does the best rim-jobs I've ever had."
"Why don't you play UNO with a Mexican? Because they steal all the green cards"
"Q: What do a clitoris an anniversary and a toilet have in common? A: Men usually miss all three."
":* `*twinkle twinkle little star...point me to the nearest bar * `*:. HAPPY FRIDAY!!!!!"
"I read an article today about a cat who saved his owner's life. I'm still trying to teach mine not to vomit hairballs on my bed."
"What did the man say after he was hit by the car? Nothing. He was dead."
"Last night I made love to my wife while camping.... It was in tents"
"So I organized a threesome last night! ...there were a couple no shows, but I really enjoyed myself."