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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between 3 dicks and a joke? Your mom can't take a joke."

"Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat-belt"

"I think my dog always follows me into the bathroom because I always follow her outside when she goes and she just thinks that's how it works"

"A rock flying through the hemisphere is called an Asteroid. A lump on your ass is called a Hemorrhoid...... If you think of it,Shouldn't it be the other way around?"

"Don't beat your cock That little pecker might stand erect in spite of your firm grip and come to stick its beak in your big brown eyes."

"Why do lesbians shop at Sports Authority.. Because they hate Dick's"

"How do you fit an elephant in the subway? You take the letter ""S"" out of ""sub"", and the letter ""F"" out of ""way""."

"Doctor doctor I feel dead from the waist down. I'll arrange for you to be halfburied."

"What's the loudest thing in the last two Harry Potter films? Deaf Lee's ""HELLO!"""

"How do you know the guy sucking your dick is gay? He's holding it with his pinky in the air."