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"What sound does a cow make? Sssssssss...."
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"9/11 jokes are just plane wrong. Write any other jokes about 9/11"
"POLLY GETS A CRACKER WHEN HE STOPS REFERRING TO HIMSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON, and not a moment before. Stupid bird."
"Why was Princess Peach worried when Mario wanted to use her laptop? She forgot to delete her Bowser history"
"My girlfriend told me its time to shave my pubic area.... She said ""shave but don't go crazy down there"". I told her "" Ok baby I wont go all nuts""."
"Why doesn't Santa have any kids? Because he only comes ones a year & when he does its in a chimney!"
"When I catch my dog sleeping, I shave dicks into his fur."
"Hell is probably just thousands of tourists trying to take pictures of you walking a cat."
"Is there a Twitter acronym for ""Ur screenshot tweet is really funny, but my anxiety about ur phone battery % prevents me from enjoying it""?"
"I find it Hillaryous that the presidential candidates this year are so horrible. I wonder if either of them will pull out their Trump card to guarantee that win though."