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Joke of the Day
"What sound does a cow make? Sssssssss...."
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"Do you know; what is the best thing to put on a delicious cake? Your MOUTH!"
"What song does Freddy Krueger listen to when he gets a manicure? I got Kniiiiiives on it! [Original Song](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyDqoLimejg) that inspired the joke."
"A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran"
"I wish todays youth had to endure the humiliation of having your dad pick up the landline phone and start dialing while you're talking on it"
"What is a menstruating woman's favorite genre of movies? Period films"
"what's the difference between light and hard you can sleep with the light on"