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Joke of the Day

"Jesus and Mary will occasionally appear on toast, or pancake, or waffles. Always breakfast foods. Why? Because it's the most important meal."

"Knock-Knock, Whose There? ""Peephole salesman!"""

"/r/programming joke On a scale if 0 to 1, does it hurt?"

"What do you call a stylish molecule? A molecool."

"Why do women love chocolate? Because it's the only time 'rich' and 'dark' are used to describe the same thing."

"I can't see very well in the dark but on the bright side, I see just fine."

"I tried to buy some purfume from a vending machine, But it was out of odour"

"""Do you need a ride?"" Me, to every jogger I pass in my car"

"When people say they work like a dog, I look at mine and think they must mean they just lay around all day and poop wherever they feel like."

"How do you know if your friend, ""Doesn't even OWN a TV?"" Because it's this answer to every question you ask them. ""Did you hear about the President's new policy on...?"" ""I don't even OWN a TV!"""