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Joke of the Day

"Next time you're having a bad day just remember that alligators spend their whole lives looking like they're trying to do a push-up."

"While in Prague I drove by the maximum security prison. It made me feel uneasy... I never like passing bad Czechs."

"RAPE YOUR FACE WITH A MACE"

"Which similarities do Bon Jovi and geologists share? They like rock."

"What do call it when actor Charles Dance tries to flirt? Dance moves."

"What did the Spanish guidance counselor tell his students? You have to have gooooooaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllssssssssss!!!!!"

"What do you call a boring dog? A dull-mation!"

"I must be emotionally constipated ...because I haven't given a shit in days"

"I just join reddit and suddenly discover that my name is is on the front page! ^so ^upvotes. much karma. ^^^wow."

"I eat my tacos over a Tortilla. That way when stuff falls out, BOOM, another taco."