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Joke of the Day
"I hate when I miss the garbage truck and just have to throw trash in the neighbors hot tub again"
Next Joke
"Q. What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground? A. Shoot him again."
"Lunch. Meeting. Sure, let's ruin both at once."
"My wife got mad at me because apparently turn on the veg doesn't mean.. Finger her disabled sister"
"What do you call a man in the window? INNUENDO!!!!!!!"
"Why are Americans scared of roundabouts? Centrifugal force scales with mass"
"Half-Life 3's release date."
"Whenever I'm on the phone with someone I like to scream WAIT DON'T HANG UP right as they're hanging up & then not answer when they call back"
"If a man shaves his arms and legs... He probably shaves his pussy, too."
"From my 11 year old cousin: What do you get if you cross a pond with snowshoes? Wet."